Whats Andy Playing!!??

Everythings going fine, sure theres been a few fights between surge the lickitoad who wears a detective hat and turned red after i forced him to eat that apple and Andrew the newt who has an attitude and had to be sold to resolve the issue. The Pengums just watched, they watch a lot because they are too stupid to go into their house at night which is actually a fridge, probably mourning over peter who got smacked by professor pester and his sweets went everywhere, no-one got his top-hat afterwards either. That taffly is playing the trumpet again!! Oh but thats the other garden where 'Larry the Crab' the Custacean and Joe the Cocoadile live, thats a desert, there was a smelba there at one point that made stinks at who-ever wanted to mate and they dont bother anymore, there was a macaracoon but he got stuck on a house and died because the doctor who drives a pedal car and cant talk properly couldnt get past the crab house which is a sandcastle which he was stuck on.
Anyway, got to go cause the thing that waters the plants with the sprinkler on its head thats scared of everything has left the gate open for the pretztails and the white one from the arctic with the football helmet on is bothering the cluckles who just wouldnt eat the goddamn corn!!
bye!