'Bout that time again eh chaps?

I'm playing Resident Evil 3... again... only this time I've run out of shotgun shells quite early on as I've used all my gun powder B up by mixing it with gun powder A to make... (you guessed it) gun powder C and then mixing three gun powder C's in the "realoading tool" to make magnum ammo. (who'd have thunk it?)

Anyway, the point I'm slowly making my way towards, in relation to Cassy's post, is this: Why is the hand gun so crap? You're an elite STARS member, you think you'd be able to pop all the zombies in the head but nooooooooooo! "I'm Jill Valentine and I can only shoot at the torso unless I've got the magnum equiped in which case I can only shoot at the head".
And back to the ammo - its amazing how you can make all these different rounds by using only 3 different types of gun powder. Look at the grenade rounds:

You can make grenades, ok I get that. With enough gun powder you can make a big ass bullet that goes BANG but you still need a casing there. Must be located in the "Jill Valentine's, in case zombies attack your town, survival pack" It contains shells of various sizes and a huge amount of mascara, just in case you happen to meet some foreign guy who wants to live just as much as you. If only we'd met under different circumstances.
I don't really go for that kinda thing.

Anyway, grenade rounds... next is the incendry rounds. Ok, again I get it gun powder catches fire = burn them zombies! No further explination needed.

Ok now we get on to the bizzare (I've spelt that wrong to the way I mean but you could take it either way (oh aye!)). Acid rounds. Jill in her wisdom (which is entirely beyond me (which is why I never fancied her - she's too clever, I like dumb girls! Well that and she's a gathering of pixels in a game - try making that relationship work.... actually no don't that's disgusting!)) ... *Gasp* can lower the PH of her gun powders at will - great = Acid rounds. I can't explain... H-eh?

Finally Freezing rounds. Not only can she lower the PH of her gun powders, she can also lower their temprature! FANTASTIC!

Well Jill, them zombies will have to get up pretty early in the morning to get the best of you! Which wont happen 'cause they're all party zombies and very hung over - c'mon they look like DEATH!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha - I made a funny.

Not sure what my original point was now as it seems like years ago I started this post. I don't think I has one actually. Oh well...


Disclaimer: Despite my ranting, I really do like this game as well as Jill Valentine. She is in no way annoying and is very attractive for a 32 bit game character. She is also in no way holding a gun to my head and making me type this.
Gun to my head - must be the magnum! XD
*BANG!*

THE END!



I've always spelt it granade before now - This is a GRAN-ADE:


















(It helps her to keep her things tidy)